Smack smack … Mmm, love me some white meat! Legs and thighs are dark meat, bro. No … I cooked a cameraman. Cornbread! You can’t hunt crewmembers as live game! – Yeah, Connie Xiang will be here with the Castaway litigation team any second! Hmph … Smack smack … Are they white too? Cannibalism … […]Read Post ›
. You know that reality show Castaway? Strangers on an exotic island competing for a million bucks? I won that—15 years ago. – And I’ve managed to milk that experience ever since. So you’re basically a broke, unemployed hustler? Celebrity pays for itself, babe. Excuse me, sir … – My manager says your autograph won’t substitute […]Read Post ›
How do you, my ex-girlfriend, wind up here … On a flight chartered for campaign trail reporters … When you’re not even a journalist? When a girl’s gotta fly to Sioux City, Iowa, a girl’s gotta fly to Sioux City, Iowa. Well, uh, great catching up—I’ll just lose myself in Apple Watch games for the next 3 hours […]Read Post ›
Pricey airfare, seedy airport area lodging, perpetually overbooked flights … All to sun poolside overseas, listen to American Top 40, and stray no farther from the hotel than the corner ATM … Sigh, the state of international travel, Beau. – Thanks for using your connections to plan a more memorable getaway for us, Barbara … […]Read Post ›
